Winter Break is for Dickbutts! Winter break was pretty cool. We had some good times at Kris Clowsen's house. Don't ask why there's a donkey. The Clowsen's are weird. Unfortunately, the donkey took a dump on Stermin's shirt. John was pissed. Stermin, so what if a donkey shat on you! Don't take a siesta or we'll beat the fuck out of you with your own shoe, you dick. Andrea was there and uh... alright, I honestly don't know what the hell is going on in this picture. I wish a squirrel would eat my face. IN KEN QUAM'S MIND: "Boy, I wish my friends actually engaged in gay sex acts instead of just mocking them..." Ken reenacted the scene later with figurines. Get your mind out of the gutter Quam...... To make up for that nauseating display Ken decided to mix his favorite drink: himself! Blending yourself? Kendall, you're such a pothead! Andrea busted a juicy fart and everyone looked at her. She was embarrassed and the party was pretty much over after that slip of the ass. Kreese: "Hey fellas, what's a party without one last drink?" Ken: "Or one last potato!"