Urk? Durk? Thine gents liveth belowth Boon Kreese! Durk loves fishing! Looks like we caught him after he was wrastlin with some big ol' trout! Hot damn! Here is Erique Pilar! What a guy eh? Pictures of him passed out coming soon to BoonKreese! Durk is real fucking weird. He should be dead. We caught him mid lube and screaming "Shally....Shally-hoooooo!" Stupid assfart pretended to be asleep... but his semen was still warm! Um, we know this because somebody touched it that wasn't us. Yes, that sounds better. Hey girls! Let's get in shape! Oh I'm so happy! Urk Simmons to the rescue! Get rid of that flabby bad bad fat! Urk is passed the fuck out! The fuck out! Urk passed out from another angle! We got bored of normal passed out Urk so we put boots on his hands and feet. Even Durk got into the act. Look at all that trash he put on Urk! Lolzilla!